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The Search for the Slender Man: Chapter OneFrom the desk of Professor. Richard McMillan Ph. D. (Anderson University. Anderson, Indiana.)The Search for the Slender Man: Chapter One by MatticusDecimusRex
Entry 1: November 31st, 1994
This so-called ‘Slender Man’ doesn’t exist. I can’t begin to count how many times I’ve said this to my students in the 15 years I’ve been teaching this World Religions class, which pretty much has devolved into a damn urban legends class. It was entertaining the first 20 semesters, but now this…thing has become the bane of my academic existence since it gained, for lack of a better term, popularity in the last ten years. I’ve studied all I can about this farce just to be able to humor my students, but every time it backfires, word spreads about the ‘Slender Man Class’ and all I get are Humanities majors that want to be able to impress their girlfriends with an applicable teaching class instead of those underwater basket weaving courses they offer on the other side of campus. I
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