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Jump, count to five, and pull the cord!!!

Tue Dec 1, 2009, 5:36 PM
All right kids, I got a couple of posters for you featuring everyone's favorite ne'er do well, Nathan Drake. I've been playing Uncharted 2 pretty much non stop for the last few weeks, and I think it's the best contender for Game of the Year. That's about it, kids. It's December and there's only 24 more shopping days till Christmas. It's STILL TOO EARLY!!!

  • Mood: Awestruck
  • Listening to: Detklok - Dethalbum II
  • Reading: Monster Hunter International
  • Watching: The Transformers Scene From Clerks II
  • Playing: Uncharted 2: AMong Thieves

B-a-s-t-h-r-o-a-m-n-s-e!

Fri Nov 20, 2009, 11:22 AM
Well, this was a fast update! Two in a week. My good friend sent me a couple of shark pictures and he wanted me to make some posters out of them, so I guess I could say these are my first commissions. Best thing is, it takes next to no time to make these, so I makes them for free! In other news, I went down to the Hollywood Palladium and saw Dethklok and Mastodon. If you get the opportunity to go see them...GO SEE THEM!!!

  • Mood: Enjoying The Show
  • Listening to: Iron Maiden - Dance of Death
  • Reading: The Dirt
  • Watching: The Live Desk
  • Playing: The God of War Collection
  • Drinking: Really Hot Tea

I have beat wholesale ass for a lot less than that

Fri Nov 13, 2009, 7:58 PM
All right ladies and fellas, I've got a couple of new posters for you. In just three weeks there have been two hilarious super car incidents. The first one consisted of a man dropping his Koenigsegg CCX off at the dealership, where they showed their appreciation by crashing the automobile. Could you imagine that phone call? "Hi, Mr. Jones, this is Klauss over at the dealership...I don't quite know how to say this, but we just accidentally crashed you're one million dollar super car." The other one just happened a day or two ago outside of Houston, Texas. Some guy decided to avoid a pelican and drove his BUGATTI VEYRON into a ditch, and not just any kind of ditch...a gorram SALT WATER DITCH!!! Oh, well, if he's got enough money to drive one, he's got enough to buy a new one, or just cash in on the warranty.

  • Mood: Disbelief
  • Listening to: Savatage - Hall of the Mountain King
  • Reading: The Dirt
  • Watching: Lakers at Denver
  • Playing: Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
  • Eating: Almond Butter Candy
  • Drinking: Black Tea

It's a Lancia Beta Coupe SUPERLAGERIA!!!!

Wed Oct 14, 2009, 11:04 PM
I just picked up Brutal Legend on Tuesday and marveled at the sheer epic metalness that it indeed be. Go get it now!!!! Okay, now, I slapped my Top Gear season 10 into my DVD player a few days ago and watched some Bugatti Veyron fun. I mean who wouldn't want to race a Eurofighter in the world's fastest production car? Then I looked up the maxed out video from the same show and got the giggles really bad. Then I saw Jay Leno's garage...with that damned Tank Car. Maybe the most bitchin' car ever? You decide.

  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Stemage - Metroid Metal
  • Reading: The Bible
  • Watching: Red Eye
  • Playing: Brutal Legend
  • Eating: Cheerios
  • Drinking: Ginger Ale

No gun? I'm insulted!!!

Wed Sep 30, 2009, 11:01 PM
All right guys, I've got a couple more posters for you. The first one I made up a few days ago. I watched The Mask again a few days back for the first time in nearly 7 years. No joke! And I've seen only other demotivator attributed to the character, so I figured I jump on the wagon and make one also. The second one uses everyone's favorite parkour enthusiast, Faith, from the fantastic game, Mirror's Edge. I don't know if DICE did it intentionally...well, they probably did, but but Faith's name is great for a motivational poster using the whole idea of a leap of faith. BAGOW!!!

  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Dethklok - The Dethalbum II
  • Reading: The Bible
  • Watching: Glenn Beck
  • Playing: Burnout Paradise
  • Eating: Waffle Crisp
  • Drinking: Ginger Ale

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